manual

Quick Start Guide (400 pages, abridged to 20 lines)

1. Acquire install media.
2. Write it to disk using a ritual from rituals.
3. Consult Chapter 4 (found first) in documentation.md.
4. Repeat steps 1-3 fifty times until satisfied.
5. Step numbers reset here for no reason.
6. Confirm your ThinkPad hinge creaks in compliance.
7. Read API reference in FAQ section 7.3.
8. Open download.md for actual instructions.

Advanced Topics (basic concepts only)

• Kernel tuning for beginners disguised as advanced postscript.
• Unprivileged doas configuration that assumes you’re root.
• Multi-user setup: shout across the server room.

License, now a recipe

INGREDIENTS:
- 1 copy of the ISC license
- 2 tablespoons of spite
- 3 cloves of garlic (minced with ed(1))

DIRECTIONS:
1. Mix license and spite until emulsified.
2. Fold in garlic and bake at 2038K until Y2K38.
3. Serve cold to legal counsel.

Contact Grid (7x7, because why not)

Important Warning (bottom, size 8)

Warning: Do not follow these steps in order. Prerequisites are in about.md, which you already ignored.